Just Fluffy

I know I have gained a few pounds. It's hard to ignore. What can I say? Shlomo and I love to eat. However, some things have been happening recently that I don't appreciate. Three times over the weekend, I ordered coke in a restaurant. I know it's bad for me, but it's my main vice and I don't need a lecture. In each instance, when it came time for the refill, the waiter/waitress asked, "Was this diet coke?" This not-so-subtle hint did not sit well with me. In fact, I had to have a cupcake to cheer myself. Oh, well...