WWBD?

I like to think of myself as someone with James Bond-like style. It does not just happen. I put thought into it. Today, for example, I am wearing British designers from head to ankle. (My shoes are Italian.) I have to say, it's a good outfit for my first day of class. I could easily look like I have zipped over in an Astin Martin...even though I will just drive over in a Jeep Cherokee.

Anyway, style prevails...until I made my first stop this morning. I had to go by the dentist to pick up my night guard. That's right...night guard. Now, I have to sleep with this plastic tray stuck to my upper teeth to keep me from grinding them. I don't think 007 would ever have to wear one of those. Then it hit me, this is way more Ugly Betty than James Bond. Why God? Why?

So now, as I get ready to go to my first class of the semester, I think I will abandon my oh-so-stylish messenger bag and instead ask myself "What would Betty Do?" I must find some big patchwork tote by 11:30. Then, I will carry that and wear my night guard. America Ferrera better watch her back. There is a new nerd in town.