Tagged for the last time...

So, a certain Miss America-wannabe tagged me to name seven things that people don't know about me that are bizarre or interesting. In turn, I am supposed to tag seven others. Here's the deal. I hate this crap. I will list my seven things, but refuse to tag others. So here they are in no particular order. I make no promises that they will even be interesting.

1. At one point, I followed religiously all ten soap operas that were on the air. I either watched or taped them all. Loser. Also, I spent three hours last night watching clips of Guiding Light from 1992 on youtube. So, I have not improved THAT much.
2. My favorite gelato flavor is Avocado. Don't knock it until you try it.
3. I like to consider myself an eighties TV theme song specialist. If a show aired in primetime for more than six episodes in the 1980s, odds are strong I can sing the theme song. It will be loud and off-key, but I usually know the words.
4. I try really hard to not do math on the weekends. I get enough of that during the week.
5. Speaking of math, if you give me a calculator, I do the same series of numbers every time to make sure it works. 615+385=1000. Then, I add increments of 1000 until I get to 10,000. Then, I add increments of 10,000 until I get to 100, 000. This pattern continues until I get to the error because it is higher than the calculator can hold. I know. Crazy. I have done it for 20-plus years. And, I do it at least once a day on the 10-key on my desk.
6. I still remember the shorthand I learned in high school. If I am bored in a meeting, I use it to write out poems that I once had to memorize to see if I still know them. No one knows what I am writing. It just looks like I am taking notes.
7. Earlier this year, I thought it was a huge deal when I turned 33 and 1/3. Evidently, no one else thinks it's a big deal to reach 1/3 of a century. Shlomo, at least, played along and bought me a cake. That was sweet.

That's all I have. Seven random things...if you feel so compelled, you can list yours in the comments section or on your blog. I won't curse anyone with this.