Dancing With The Stars

Okay, I admit it. I took ballroom dancing in college. It was my favorite class. Ever. As a result, I totally get sucked in to DWTS. Imagine my happiness that this is season premiere week. Here are my thoughts on the first night.

• Jennie Garth: looked beautiful and shows great promise. She seemed a bit nervous, but will do fine.
• Marie Osmond: annoying. That is from someone who was once convinced that he needed to buy one of her dolls of the QVC.
• Jane Seymour: I never watched Dr. Quinn, but that Medicine Woman was all style and grace. She is as old as my mother, but moves like a 20-year-old. Well done.
• Mel B: If you wanna be my lover...whatever. She was fine. Best-dressed. Probably got screwed by Eddie Murphy and this is her comeback consolation.
• Model girl: no strength in her body...no strength in her dancing. If it is not a guy, she will be the first to go. S-I-anora. (Not bad...Sports Illustrated reference from the gay boy!)
• Cheetah girl: (by the way...and same for model girl...if you are not a real celebrity, I don't bother to learn your name) She was very energetic and showed great skill with her Cha Cha Cha. But, "cheetahlicious" is not a word. Don't say it again.

Tonight: the men. I cannot wait to see Cameron Mathison--the original hottie with a body. And, I am oddly curious about Wayne Newton. His hair color is totally believable.